the imperfect christian

THE IMPERFECT CHRISTIAN: lives in my home, wears my shoes,has blond hair, AND  cant spell for crap. and strives to be perfect. THE IMPERFECT CHRISTIAN: sometimes skips out on church..never sits on the front row at church, sits on the front row always, has been known to cuss, burn diner and sometimes have a beer, loves to dance when no one is watching, dances for all to see,preaches at church, leads the choir and teaches sunday school. had a baby in high school, had a baby out of wedlock, gave her baby's up for adoption, is a recovering addict, is an addict, works to much, refuses to work, is poor and on the streets, owns a mansion, gives all their money to charity, never gives to charity,puts off what they can do today, never went to college, has many degrees, dropped out of high school,wants to be a dad, wants to be a mom, cant have babies, forgets birthdays, drives to fast, drives to slow, loves music, rap included,wishes on stars, forgot what is is to dream, married because they asked,married their VERY VERY best friend, loves without restraint, loves with caution,has never loved,wants more, wants less, GETS MAD AT GOD,finds it hard to forgive,holds a grudge,plays on the computer to much,drives while texting,has to many friends, has no friends,

THE PERFECT CHRISTIAN: when you find one call 1-800-THE-1GOD. I'M SURE HE WILL BE IMPRESSED.